Yes, the title says it all. Lately I have been arguing over petty crap with my roommate. He seems to like stealing my food and not clean up after himself or his girlfriend, and not thing anything of it. Recently, he and his girl made Alfredo (i know it is mis-spelt) sauce, using my private parmesan cheese. This was not Kraft cheese, (no offense to Kraft) but my cheese is imported from italy. I pay 35 dollars per pound for it. I had just used my last bit of it to top off the cheese shaker, and put it to bed for the night. The next day, His girlfriend and him are making a sauce which main ingredients are parmesan cheese and cream. He then admitted to having no cheese of his own, however did not take my cheese, according to him. Well, then he made a pot of hot cream and spices... and I am left with an empty container. Really?! WORLDS DUMBEST CRIMINALS. FUCKING IDIOT. Things like this have been going steady for a while now. Today, I got my payback. I will not divulge my criminal activities on this medium. I just would not use anything of his or eat any of his food if I were you. That is just the beginning.
He is threatening to beat me up or to kill me because he can and he used to play hockey and he is a bigger person. He is really like the stereotypical dumb fucking bully you see on A&E movies and crappy sitcoms.
He is underestimating how vicious I can be. I realize the odds are against me and he may kick the shit out of me. But, if he lays a hand on. May god help him because I shall return with great fury. I WILL make sure he is left in either intensive care unit or DEAD. I fight dirty, I can make his car blow up, I can destroy all his valuables and much more-TOTALLY UNTRACEABLE. I know what you are thinking, two guys, none of them did it right. He will catch on, well. First of all, unless you are talking about building a computer or playing some weird role playing game, he is a fucking moron. I also live with 7, YES SEVEN, other guys. things can get convoluted. I keep an eye on everything and everyone. I trust no one, and try to speak to them as little as possible. They think I am ignorant, but am indeed not. I have been playing up the weak idiot that can barley speak persona. They do not think much of me by design. It makes the perfect cover.
Now, Lets be even more precise, I only have this problem with this one roommate. I have thought it out, very carefully, read books, done research. As best as one can, in these times.
I assure you, He is going down.
On other notes. Nothing. Nothing has changed, more people continue to alienate me for reasons unknown. I need to get to the bottom of this, I hardly speak to anyone as it is. seriously, I am not overtly creepy or repulsive, nor am I insulting or forward.
No jobs as of yet. I have applied to dozens of places, With my injuries, My job applicability is quite narrow. basically I am now limited to a office job doing some remedial task. Hopefully with as little human contact as possible.
I swear, more and more each day, the Human race annoys me. They grow ignorant and sucked in to the mindless consumer zombies. More on that later.
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